Sh-t Around Me

A place to put the strange, offbeat items I run across on almost a daily basis.

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Jan 11

I would stop forwarding through commercials if more were like this. (NSFW)

Lights Out: The most epic Spanish-language boomerang-shaped penis-severing pizza commercial you will see today, guaranteed.

(NSFW, severed penis.)

[thanks fruzsina, scott, and amanda!]

Jan 10

things from some dude: Regular morning conversations while on my way to work

Sounds a lot like my commuting Tourette’s. Perhaps the problem is we’re both driving in Albuquerque.

squibble:

“Did you get into this lane for a reason, other than TO PISS ME THE FUCK OFF?”

“Oh no, please, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TIME.”

to the man crossing two lanes with no signal to turn into a church: “YOU BETTER GO PRAY FOR YOUR SOUL AND THAT SHIT YOU JUST PULLED”

“I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS FUCK WITH…

Jan 5

Everybody should get this happy once in awhile.

thedailywhat:

Priceless Game Show Moment of the Day: An overzealous Price Is Right contestant dry-humps special celebrity guest Neil Patrick Harris.

Admit it: Given the opportunity, you totally would too.

[wheelsee.]

Dec 28

I’ve been telling my classes this for years.

(via tinyfacts)

Dec 26

The older I get the easier these pictures seem to get. Must be my mature eyes…..

fuckyeahalbuquerque:

See if you can spot the hidden picture in this Magic Eye painting!

“The flakes have begun to stick to the asshole….”

thedailywhat:

On-Air Blooper of the Day: “Don’t say assh*le, don’t say assh*le, don’t say assh*le.

Sh*t.”

[thanks cw!]

Dec 24

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: The classic “Triple Dog Dare” scene from A Christmas Story reenacted by — who else? — hot dogs.

[buzzfeed.]

Dec 23

thedailywhat:

Movie Trailer of the Day: Danny Trejo as Epic Beard Man in a movie called Bad Ass that co-stars Charles S. Dutton and Ron Perlman? Good news, guys: Christmas came early this year.

[kym.]

Dec 22

thedailywhat:

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Jessica (previously) has got this baby calming thing down to a UOK.

[videogum.]

Nov 25

People have too much time on their hands.

biorhythmist:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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