January 2010
1 post
Signs you have a hangover (from Comedy Central)
You’re convinced that chirping birds are Satan’s pets. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to “stay still.” Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint. You’d rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality...